Chain smoking to deal with the constant reminder that bunnies live in your basement and eat your pickled eggs.
floridians travel to austin and bring unknown baggage…
or is it the other way around?
March isn’t madness, Toucan is.
March isn’t madness, Toucan is.
once in marakech we stopped to take a picture of snake charmers and they put snakes on us instead.
Maybe if you put the same amount of effort that you use to pry the buttery meat out of my spiny tail into your relationships or career, you might actually enjoy your life.
The ghost of Christmas tree past. Always water your pine.